Top ways how to annoy your customer the most
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Go Blizzard
- Make them stand in long queues
- Then offer them membership program for a fee
- Put them on an IVR with so many combinations that they dial out
- Make them feel that doing business with you is a privilege
- Send them mails even after they have long unsubscribed
- Do not deliver on time, every time
- Pursue them religiously to sign up for membership when they are busy shopping
- Call them everyday even if their number is not on do not dial list
- Up-sell relentlessly
- Charge for the service center calls
- Create products that are not well tested
- Put annoying popup ads
- Use your monopoly to charge them very high
- Give them a product but charge for every addon that makes using the product simple
- Create terrible user documentation
- Create incredibly confusing menus in the software
- When they are leaving the site, show a popup "Wait there is more"
- Put them through processes that do not concern them
- Treat them bad because they have no choice(for now )
- Get in new customers for free for your service while old pay a fee
I did not know I have had so much bad experiences ;)
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